As a kid I wasn’t much of an athlete, although I tried.
In fifth grade I joined the girl’s summer softball team. The coach put me in when we were getting creamed and there were two outs in the bottom of the ninth and it was getting late and he needed a sure out. Thus ended my softball career.
In junior high, I went out for basketball. I made a basket once. For the other team. I cried my eyes out in the locker room, even though we lost by twenty points. So I hung up my sneakers for good.
In high school, I ran in the 440 relay. My real reason for going out for track was because my voice teacher told me running would be good for my singing. It was. I lost every race but got the lead in the musical.
When I had kids of my own who showed an interest in sports,
I finally found my true calling.
I was a great fan.
That’s why today is such a great day.
In fact, today is a doubly great day.
This afternoon, I will tune in to watch the Milwaukee Brewers’ Opening Day of Major League Baseball.
Tonight, I will cheer on the Wisconsin Badgers as they play in the NCAA National Championship game.
I have never been so excited to spend hours in front of the television,
that’s my calling.