Thirty-five years ago, when I had curly hair and a skinny waistline, I stood before a church full of people and promised to love and to cherish PB my whole life. My handsome groom and I sang a song together to seal the deal.
But when the time came to exchange rings, something went awry. My sister and PB’s brother had conspired to pull a prank on us. My future father-in-law held out his open Bible to receive the gleaming gold bands from the maid-of-honor and the best man.
Instead, gleaming plastic Oscar Meyer wiener rings were presented.
There was a momentary pause as we took it in. A gasp (PB), a frown (his dad), a nervous giggle (me).
Unfortunately, the microphone standing right in front of us picked up my voice as I whispered, “I can’t do this!” Oh yes. More gasps, frowns, and nervous giggles from the congregation.
We carried on. “With this ring, I thee wed.” With this plastic, Oscar Meyer ring, I marry you, and that’s no bologna. Hot dog!
Even though the O.M. boy with the frankfurter hat had been thoroughly blessed, we discarded those trinkets shortly after the ceremony and slipped on the real rings.
A few years ago, I got to thinking about those unique little pieces of our history. I found one on Ebay for $5.00 and gave it to PB for Christmas. We said, “I do” all over again.
This is our story. This is our song.
“Love’s grown deep inside of us,
And time has made us sure,
That the reason we stand here,
Is because You’ve touched Your hand here.
The love we feel today is meant to be shared by two,
So we commit our love to You.”
At the time the prank was hatched, I did not imagine that those Oscar Meyer rings would make it through the blessing. And to this day, it haunts me that the wrong rings were blessed! I guess plastic really does have a long life!
Haha! I’ll never forget Blake’s dad’s expression. Great memory!