An interview with Jake, younger brother of the bride:

Me:  So, Jake, what are your responsibilities for your sister’s wedding?

Jake: You know better than I do…um, be a great looking usher.  Oh, and make their get-away car look awesome.

Me:  Who are you most looking forward to seeing?

Jake:  My pretty girlfriend and my pregnant sister, Katie.

Me:  What are you most looking forward to at the reception?

Jake:  Watching Sam be the MC and messing up.

Me:  What is one of your favorite memories with Anna?

Jake:  Brother-sister time on the roof.

Me: What do you do up there, really?

Jake: We smoke cigars and hang out. 

Me:  WHAT?

End of interview.