An interview with Jake, younger brother of the bride:
Me: So, Jake, what are your responsibilities for your sister’s wedding?
Jake: You know better than I do…um, be a great looking usher. Oh, and make their get-away car look awesome.
Me: Who are you most looking forward to seeing?
Jake: My pretty girlfriend and my pregnant sister, Katie.
Me: What are you most looking forward to at the reception?
Jake: Watching Sam be the MC and messing up.
Me: What is one of your favorite memories with Anna?
Jake: Brother-sister time on the roof.
Me: What do you do up there, really?
Jake: We smoke cigars and hang out.
End of interview.