This morning I woke up thinking, “Gadzooks!” (I didn’t really think “Gadzooks”, it’s just fun to write “Gadzooks”).  I woke up thinking, “OMGoodness, I didn’t order the yellow Jordan almonds yet!”  Here’s when you know that things are getting out of hand: when your first thought of the day is yellow Jordan almonds.

We are doing a candy buffet at the reception and it’s been hard to stop buying candy.  I thought I was done, until this morning.   See, I did order pink Jordan almonds a few weeks ago, but I didn’t realize they had a chocolate layer under the candy coating.  Shipping Jordan almonds is fairly costly so I couldn’t send them back.  But I can’t eat chocolate (don’t feel sorry for me, it’s a blessing) and I really want to eat Jordan almonds at the reception.   Whoa, whoa, whoa.  Out of hand.

Weddings will do that to you.  Take a nice, normal person and turn you into a maniac who lives in a world where Jordan almonds are actually important.  Anyway, I ordered 5# of yellow Jordan almonds this morning and they will arrive well before the big day.  Whew!  That was close.

p.s. I also ordered Spanx today.