This morning I woke up thinking, “Gadzooks!” (I didn’t really think “Gadzooks”, it’s just fun to write “Gadzooks”). I woke up thinking, “OMGoodness, I didn’t order the yellow Jordan almonds yet!” Here ‘s when you know that things are getting out of hand: when your first thought of the day is yellow Jordan almonds.
We are doing a candy buffet at the reception and it’s been hard to stop buying candy. I thought I was done, until this morning. See, I did order pink Jordan almonds a few weeks ago, but I didn’t realize they had a chocolate layer under the candy coating. Shipping Jordan almonds is fairly costly so I couldn’t send them back. But I can’t eat chocolate (don’t feel sorry for me, it’s a blessing) and I really want to eat Jordan almonds at the reception. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Out of hand.
Weddings will do that to you. Take a nice, normal person and turn you into a maniac who lives in a world where Jordan almonds are actually important. Anyway, I ordered 5# of yellow Jordan almonds this morning and they will arrive well before the big day. Whew! That was close.
p.s. I also ordered Spanx today.