The grape vines have grapes.
The raspberry bushes have raspberries.
But, alas, the apple trees have no apples.

PB planted a few apple trees in our backyard seven years ago. They have not blossomed once, so we went back to the place we bought them to get some advice. The plant lady listened to our sad story, nodding her head as if she had heard it all before.

“Here’s what you do: get a baseball bat and give the trunk a beating. That tree is lazy and you need to wake it up.”

After an awkward pause, PB said, “So…whack the tree with a baseball bat?”

“Or a two by four,” she said.

Reluctantly, one night after dark, my man went outside, baseball bat in hand. I couldn’t watch. After the dirty deed was done, he came back in looking guilty. We didn’t talk about it.

Since that notorious night, the old apple tree has clearly perked up, growing several feet and branching out. There are no apples yet, but make no mistake: that tree knows we mean business.

I understand that tree. It has a comfortable plot of ground that feeds it nutrients daily. The roots are down just deep enough to keep it from toppling over in a wind storm. It has a pole next to it, propping it up and keeping it from having to work too hard to stand up straight. There are friendly butterflies and bees and other plants to keep it company. Life is good. But there’s no fruit.

Here is my question:
Is an apple tree truly an apple tree if it never produces apples?

Lord, wake us up from our complacency
and help us bear fruit like true disciples.

“The fruit of the Spirit is
love, joy, peace,
patience, kindness, goodness,
gentleness, faithfulness and self-control.”
Galatians 5:22

31 Days of Questions: Day 18


“Do people pick grapes from thorn bushes, or figs from thistles?”       Matthew 7:16

One summer a farmer friend brought over a load of manure to put on our new garden.  We worked that “organic material” into the soil and then planted the seeds.  By mid-July, the garden looked incredible — especially the tomato plants.  Those Beefsteaks and Big Boys grew as tall as me with huge stems and lush green leaves.  By mid-August, our well fertilized plot looked like the Amazon jungle.

There was only one problem: not one tomato.  All that tending, staking, and weeding with nothing to show.  No BLTs, no salsa, no spaghetti sauce.  How disappointing.

Jesus said to watch out for people who resemble my tomato plants — pretty impressive at first glance, but on closer inspection, no fruit on the vine.  We are to recognize the true character of people by looking at what kinds of qualities they produce.

Which is why you can’t pick grapes from thorn bushes or figs from thistles, no matter how much manure you spread around.

31 Questions

Camping Under a Fig Tree

There are many ways to create interest and inject life into daily Bible reading.  Here are two of my favorites:  asking questions of the text, and googling.

Parable:  “A man had a fig tree, planted in his vineyard, and he went to look for fruit on it, but did not find any.  So he said to the man who took care of the vineyard, ‘For three years now I’ve been coming to look for fruit on this fig tree and haven’t found any.  Cut it down!  Why should it use up the soil?’  ‘Sir,’ the man replied, ‘leave it alone for one more year, and I’ll dig around it and fertilize it.  If it bears fruit next year, fine!  If not, then cut it down.’ ”  Luke 13:6-9

  First question:  Why did the man plant a fig tree in his vineyard?  A vineyard is a place for growing grapes, not figs.  A tree takes up lots of room.  I googled “How to Grow a Fig Tree”, and a gardening site said a fig tree needs 10 feet on all sides cleared.  That’s a lot of grape vines.  The man must have really wanted some figs.

Second question:  Were the man’s expectations realistic?  He’d been waiting three years to eat a fig.  I googled “Fig Production”, and a fruit tree site said typically a fig tree produces fruit in two years, so it seems reasonable to be looking for something to sink his teeth into by this time.

Third question:  Why wasn’t the tree producing any fruit?  A vineyard is a carefully cultivated and fertile spot, enriched with all the nutrients it needs to bear a crop.  Here’s where it gets good.  I googled “How to Make a Tree Bear Fruit” and a video held the secret.  According to the expert, trees that don’t produce fruit  just require some stimulation to get in reproductive mode.  “What the tree needs is to feel threatened,” said the expert, (I’m not kidding) “and the tree will think, ‘Uh oh, I’m going to die, so I’d better produce some fruit.'”  At this point in the video, the expert picks up a baseball bat and instructs us to “whack it upside the trunk a few times, six or eight times.”  After the whacking is demonstrated he assures us that “now the tree knows it is under attack and that’s ok because that will stimulate the production of flowers and fruit next year.”

The man with the baseball bat set me to thinking…

What is the lesson here?  Chew on it awhile.  What do you think?