An interview with Sam, older brother of the bride:
Me: So, Sam, what are your responsibilities for the wedding?
Sam: I get to sing pretty lullabies to the congregation and afterwards I am the party captain.
Me: What exactly does a party captain do?
Sam: The party captain takes what most people experience at a standard wedding and turns it into a magical experience of family fun, excitement and entertainment.
Me: What do you look forward to most about the wedding day?
Sam: Having a lot of people there to celebrate my birthday.
Me: Is it your birthday?
Sam: End of interview.